tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-323512402011-07-14T14:29:41.192-07:00Boris Volshenskyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17909333481962947005noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32351240.post-15106178331577070622007-09-05T18:07:00.000-07:002007-09-05T18:16:25.137-07:00Now I can tell you vhat really happens..<br /><br />One morning, Boris steps outside to pick up newspaper, and slips on frozen stair step and cracks head open!<br />I was in coma for almost a whole year long, when the doctors found me and began to worry.<br />They say I would be a vegetable, or paralyzed maybe... But Boris will never settle for halfway things! I come home with both!<br /><br />I am thinking that maybe you will find blog a little funner now.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32351240-1510617833157707062?l=kgbheadquarters.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Boris Volshenskyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17909333481962947005noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32351240.post-1169790138816908982007-01-25T21:41:00.000-08:002007-01-25T21:48:06.136-08:00And ve are thinking that now is being good time to post new post.<br /><br />Maybe you have been vondering vhy only Boris is posting all of these times - vonder no longer!<br /><br />It is because I am beginning to thinking that Molotov died in cold war...<br />or because my name looks so good under post.<br /><br />Ve vill see.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32351240-116979013881690898?l=kgbheadquarters.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Boris Volshenskyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17909333481962947005noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32351240.post-1156570071589416872006-08-25T22:15:00.000-07:002006-12-16T18:44:24.116-08:00After much careful planning and procrastination, we present to you...<br /><br />"The Diary of KGB Agent!"<br /><br />Never released before, this will contain practical information about <span style="font-weight: bold;">things you always wanted to know</span> about being KGB agent, such as:<br /><br />How to stay warm in wild, with only a bottle of vodka and potato!<br /><br />How to make vodka from perfume, potato...anything!<br /><br />2045 ways to cook potato!<br /><br />How to find wife in 35 years (Or less!)<br /><br />And so much more(!)<br /><br />Only you, the select few faithful are lucky enough to get ahold of such useful things as this!<br /><br />So now, on to ultimate-KGB-agent-questionaire to see if you are qualified to be agent, or if you may have tendencies towards secret service business!!<br /><br />1. Do you find yourself sometimes keeping watch on those you live with? Little things like: Keeping track of passport, Social Security number, wallet, personal ID, height, eye color, fingerprints, DNA data, etc...<br /><br />2. Do you find yourself making mental escape routes to exit from bathroom, living room, closet, etc..<br /><br />3. And lastly, because our resources are running dry: Do you sometimes find yourself collecting any of these ingredients from pharmacies: potassium nitrate, phosphorous pentoxide, acetic acid, hydrogen sulfide?<br /><br />Ok, now for how you score!!<br /><br />If you answered yes to any of these questions, the good news is that maybe you are qualified to be agent! The bad news is you may already be terrorist.<br /><br />Do svyazee!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32351240-115657007158941687?l=kgbheadquarters.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Boris Volshenskyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17909333481962947005noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32351240.post-1156472425002387202006-08-24T19:05:00.000-07:002006-08-24T19:29:23.973-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Boom.</span><br /><br />Our glorious new blog has awakened, welcome to KGB central.<br />Were we in the year 1917, we would say to you: "we hope you will not be happy with this site, our job is to brainwash, not to please."<br />Thankfully times have changed, and now, we have been allowed to pleasure you while subtly brainwashing you with cleverly disguised propaganda.<br />So be pleasured!<br /><br />Until next time, my frail human minds...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32351240-115647242500238720?l=kgbheadquarters.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Boris Volshenskyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17909333481962947005noreply@blogger.com4