...And you thought ve ver dead!..

Now I can tell you vhat really happens..

One morning, Boris steps outside to pick up newspaper, and slips on frozen stair step and cracks head open!
I was in coma for almost a whole year long, when the doctors found me and began to worry.
They say I would be a vegetable, or paralyzed maybe... But Boris will never settle for halfway things! I come home with both!

I am thinking that maybe you will find blog a little funner now.